How Many Times…?

Willful Muse – Saturday, September 20, 2008 at 9:57 PM PT – Leave a comment

Willful Muse here, your number one source into the scandalous lives of the UES elites.

Having watched the third episode, I must admit it wasn’t all that great. The oh so common elevator trap, black out make out…? Seriously, what happened to the originality of it all? And could it be that it’s finally over between S and lonely boy? Could B have seriously not known who it was at first to be repulsed by our scheming Chuck? And just why wasn’t “Lord Marcus” quick enough to get there before Chuck?

My interest in the third episode wasn’t at all at maximum level as when I watched the first season. But what can I say? We should all be grateful that there were stories beyond the first series and could only hope to watch many more exciting episodes in the future.

So I’m going to go on to the promo shown after the episode.

Spoiler ahead!

The one who dates first always win.

Now who could have said that statement? Any guesses? No?

If you guessed Blaire the “Bitch”, then you were inevitably correct.

And would you look at that, lonely boy has already caught himself another fish from the sea.

What do they call this new stranger? Dan with boobs and perhaps other features girls are prone to have.

S isn’t so happy about this. Ah-biously.

And when a girl like our beloved Serena isn’t happy, claws come out.

Lonely boy, you might wanna stay away. This is a not so great situation you’ve got on your hands this time. Maybe this time around everything will end once and for all. A girl’s dark side can be lethal after all. Will lonely boy decide he doesn’t like his one and only with lingering feelings’ dark side no matter how many cookies there are? Hmm. What do you think?

Here comes the exciting part.

Spotted. Serena having the time of her life dissing…okay maybe not that far…ordering lonely boy to stay out of her sight.

Famous words?

Chuck: You’ll see the real Serena. (Or something of that sort… I can’t remember. )

———–.

Lonely Boy: Are you ordeing me to get out?

Serena: Take it as a suggestion.

Ta da! And that’s when you’ll see lonely boy leave the bar/room.

Tune into the next episode to find out about their relationship and what happens to Blair and Lord Marcus’ heated and passion filled time after the display of their “love” for each other and how Chuck will react.

You know you love me,

XOXO,

A Willful Muse.