My Gossip Girl Weekend

Taytay – Monday, October 6, 2008 at 2:31 PM PT – 1 comment

Hey Guys,

Sorry I didn’t write sooner about last week’s episode but I was following the advice of Dan’s temporary “Mentor” and I was out “experiencing life to develop as a writer.” I would make fun of this old coot more but sadly enough, we’ve all encountered this artsy type in our day-to-day lives - you know, that person who thinks they’re “edgy” by being an alcoholic who reads books whose titles are impressive just so they can use there $10 words in describing their “unique” and “deep” analysis - but I digress…

Anyways, I too, like Dan, decided to spend the weekend with Chuck. I took him to my cousin’s $200,000 wedding since I thought it was to his standards. He was a good company at first - a little uppity though- but after a few drinks he started to unwind; he began to approach the ladies. Things then went downhill when he hit on the bride because he mistook her for a high class prostitute. Fortunately for him, I was there to punch out the groom when he went for Chuck. In jail, however, Chuck’s gratitude turned to anger when he found out I was documenting all of this for my blog! I found it strange that he didn’t see me carrying my laptop around the whole night, furiously typing and muttering to myself that I must find his secrets and exploit him, but I guess that’s what the drugs do to your brain. [See kids, don't be a Jenny, stay in school, don't do drugs!]

Hope you’re all laughing
You know you love me
XOXO
Taytay

P.S. for all of you who are a little slower than most, the events and characters described are mostly fictitious =P