My Prescriptions for GG
I’m not a doctor, I just play one on tv. Actually, I’m just acting like a doctor FOR tv!
After last night’s show, I made my diagnosis. Here is what I prescribe for the characters:
Dan: NO MORE FRIENDS FOR YOU! You think I didn’t hear you say “love ya” to Nate before you hung up the phone when you called him in front of Jenny? Well I did and that warrants permanent solitary confinement!
Serena: A good beating administered by Lily for mouthing off the way you do. The woman gave you life thus YOU OWE HER YOUR LIFE. Show some respect and leave your cattiness for your peer group because at least then you’re interesting.
Jenny: Go back to real school. You’re only 15 meaning you can’t vote, meaning you’re useless. Get a proper education so you can do something worthwhile for once.
Chuck: CASTRATION because:
A) You didn’t ruin Vanessa like I was hoping you would and
B) You didn’t get with Blair when you had the chance!! (nooooooooo)
Blair: Aw, I can’t get mad at you… I like you too much and you’re too pretty….
just maybe try not to be too desperate for Chuck and be more evil and kniving… ‘kay, hun?
Producers/Scriptwriters/Creative Group for GG: I prescribe a CREATIVE WRITING CLASS so you will STOP RIPPING OFF THE PLOT OF CRUEL INTENTIONS!!
Seriously, you already hinted at it when Chuck and Serena became step-siblings, but Blair’s “evil” plan doesn’t seem so terrible when it’s already been done. Especially when you hinted at Chuck turning good/liking Vanessa. What next? Serena starts doing coke and Blair teaches Jenny how to kiss? I know there were a lot of “great ideas” in that movie but you’re already basing your plot on a set of books so is it too much to ask for a little artistic integrity and innovation? I guess so.
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Signed,
Dr. T :)
3 Comments
chrissy
Posted 2008/10/22 at 12:44 PM PT
haha whend u go to medical school dr.tay tay?
funny post!
Slamz
Posted 2008/10/22 at 1:33 PM PT
Doc, I disagree with your diagnosis for Serena and Jenny…I think S had a right to be catty and there’s nothing wrong with Jenny following her dream.
Taytay
Posted 2008/10/22 at 4:27 PM PT
Slamz, I wonder if you would be as supportive of Jenny’s dreams if she left school to teach English overseas or to work for a political campaign or to sell her paintings on the streets? I think the sensible answer is that she would go to school first, get a solid education so that when she is mature enough to make these life decisions she can follow her dream (if it’s even the same). May I remind you that she started skipping school when she was being bullied; working for Blair’s mom was just her escape.
As for Serena, isn’t it a little inconsistent that she was telling her mom in the beginning of the episode how she likes being part of a ‘real family’ but throws a tantrum when it interferes with her social life?
What do you think?
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