No More Vanessa PLEASE!!

Taytay – Tuesday, September 23, 2008 at 12:03 PM PT – 6 comments

Ever since she’s come on the show, I’ve wanted to kick Vanessa in the face.

She is always wandering around, not quite knowing what is going on, getting into everyone’s business.

Supposedly, she is this cool, rebellious, down to earth chick that doesn’t care what everyone else thinks…yet we see her in these stylish “wannabe artsy” clothes, heavily accessorized and wearing tons of make up.

Fine, that part is just for television. I will also give her the benefit of the doubt that she is “cool and rebellious” off-camera (according to Dan and Jenny) So what do we see in her on screen?

She came in first season, much to our annoyance, chasing Dan (who was “mean-to-be” with Serena). Then she sticks around as the go-to girl for advice which always turns out to be terrible. I’m not even exaggerating here. EVERY TIME she tries to help Dan, Jenny or even Rufus by essentially telling them to “do what’s in their heart” or to “be themselves” or whatever else the producers decide are hippie-like adages, it backfires on the characters (which may imply that these characters are also pretty crappy but we’re not going into that today).

It goes without saying that last night’s episode is the ultimate proof that Vanessa is useless. She wandered around, meddling and messing things up for everyone and none of it was any of her business. ARGH!

The only nice thing I can say about her is that she seemed to have some wicked Guitar Hero 3 skills in the first season since she was killing the expert level without even looking at the screen while I’m still struggling through Guns ‘N Roses on hard.

You know you hate her,
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Taytay